College Football Bowl Game Spread Seems Silly So Bet Accordingly
OK, all of you Duckies out there – not Cryer in “Pretty in Pink” for heaven’s sakes – I mean you Oregon football fans.
Huddle up and listen.
You’re better than North Carolina. As a state, team, etc., and the scoreboard will reflect that by the end of the Holiday Bowl.
But you’re not 13.5 points better than these Tar Heels. Not from Michael Jordan-land. Fun fact, which I absolutely can’t believe (But the Internet would never give me false information, correct?). MJ won’t turn 60 until next February.
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NORTH CAROLINA (+13.5) vs. Oregon
Like many, I’m surprised that both starting QBs are going to play in this game.
Bo Nix of Oregon (via Auburn) and Drake Maye of North Carolina, each a future NFL player, will suit up to play. Not sure if they’ll start or how good they’ll be, but they’ll make the league.
A certain kid from a team that rhymes with “Nets” and once was led by this highly overrated draft pick might be a gigolo or selling pharmaceuticals by next spring.
My Lionel Hutz-type, ahem, “counselor”, helped me craft that.
He didn’t. I don’t pay for attorneys. I was in Ireland once and asked for Pro Bono.
Never happened.
Here’s something that will make you chuckle. Promise.
So, North Carolina got clobbered by Clemson in its last game, and they're coming in on a three-game losing streak.
Don’t care.
Nor does Tar Heels coach Mack Brown who was loosey-goosey in his press conferences and interviews this week.
It’s going to be a free-for-all, high-scoring, no-defense entertaining kick-in-the-pants kind of game.
Mack will have his team in the right mindset and they’ll comfortably lose by 11.
Book it. Happy holidays!
