NFL Week 12 Anytime Touchdown Predictions

Gonna keep this one short.

Gobble, gobble, enjoy.

Here are three cats who will score between now and sundown Sunday.

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Lions RB D'Andre Swift (+160) vs. Buffalo Bills

I know you thought I was going to predict Jamaal Williams here, but guess what:

Swift.

Like that, he scores.

Kapow!

With that sufficiently explained, let’s move on:

Vikings WR Justin Jefferson (+115) vs. Patriots.

Oh, boy, will these Patriots try to stop this Jefferson.

They’ll look at what the Cowboys did and believe they can do the same.

Nope.

The Vikings will get the ball out quicker (that’s on you, Cousins) and find him all the time.

He’ll be there in the end zone.

So that’s it, sports fans. Try to be kind and not shoot anyone, regardless.

Sounds like a Kuralt sendoff and this one goes out to him and the late great Norm Macdonald.