NFL Week Nine Anytime Touchdown Predictions

Another NFL week and a humbling one at that following a 1-for-3 showing on these silly easy, preposterous, aggravating, nonsensical, wise, wagering prop bets on anytime TDs. Did I cover it all there?

But hear me out. Last week was not an 0-fer (haven’t had one yet) so all is not lost – in fact, wins are ahead (about 60-40) and we’re getting closer to solving this once and for all. Right?

You’re damn right we are. (Whisper: I was 2-of-3 the week before. 3 of 4 before that.) We’re on to something, mates.

A colleague just went 3-for-4 on his Thursday Night Football and Baseball Odds and Best Bets and almost hit all four. 

So we’ll continue to guide you toward gambling green and let you go on your way to whatever pastures may lay ahead.

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We’re going with an all-RB/QB-perfect trio this Sunday. Starting with …

James Robinson, Jets (+180) vs. Bills

We’re going to keep all of these picks in short order (like a good side of hash browns and eggs) but sensible and over easy. It’s Friday after all.

Robinson’s carries will be low but his enthusiasm, in a new environment, will be high. He’ll find his way into the end zone.

Joe Burrow, Bengals (+180) vs. Jaguars

The word on the street (here it comes) is that the Super Bowl runner-up kid is vulnerable and not gonna run for a score ever again.

Uh-huh.

Doubt it.

Book it.

Las Vegas Raiders touchdown on defense or special teams (+1400)

This gift to the NFL kicking gods – sorry, the gambling gods, sheesh, lost focus again – the punting wonders of the world will shine down on Vegas and the Raiders and the NFL and we’ll all say, hey, man, Ray Guy.

Cool, cool.